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Monday, February 22, 2010

My friend Felix knows just the right thing to say or to send....to make me smile


Hope you will enjoy these comments

> > In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney
> > thinks about women over 50
> >
> >
> > 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
> >
> > As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are
> > just a few reasons why:
> >
> > A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
> > ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
> >
> > If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
> > sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do,
> > and it's usually more interesting.
> >
> > Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
> > with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
> > Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if
> > they think they can get away with it.
> >
> > Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
> > know what it's like to be unappreciated.
> >
> > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
> > sins to a woman over 50.
> >
> > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far
> > sexier than her younger counterpart.
> >
> > Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right
> > off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever
> > have to wonder where you stand with her.
> >
> > Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.
> > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-
> > coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
> > yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
> > waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
> >
> > For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the
> > milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
> > against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
> > an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
> > Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

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