Glass of Wine....

To my friends who enjoy a glass of  wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben  Franklin said:  In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is  freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of  carefully controlled trials,   Scientists have demonstrated that if we   drink 1 litre of water each day,  At the end of the year we would have  absorbed More than 1 kilo of  Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -  bacteria   Found in feces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop.. However,  We do NOT run that risk  when drinking wine & beer  (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other  liquor)  Because alcohol has to go through a purification   process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine =  Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable   information I'm doing it as a public  service!