tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who
had
the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the
gentlemen,
'What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?'
The gentlemen responded, 'Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden
naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so
much.'
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same
thing to
her tomato garden to see if it would work.
So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, 'By the way,
how
did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?'
'No...', she replied, 'but my cucumbers are enormous.'
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